May 2013
dansecondchannel:
“What are you doing this weekend?” “What are you doing this summer?” “What are you doing with your life?”
zombikki:
veganasfuck:
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
earthnation:
i thought incense and incest were the same thing until i was like 13 so my mom would always burn incense and i would say things like “are u burning incest” or “this incest smells good” and my mom would just laugh
therealsourpatchninja:
kevinskidney:
louisbum:
nakedwithhoran:
does england exist to make every other country look stupid
all but one
yea, america can do it by itself
twatsaint:
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
i found my twin
fluttershwee:
benoistmelissas:
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
